Author: John Spears

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Title: Christian Encarnacion-Strand Joins Cincinnati Reds Roster, Expected to Make an Impact In a promising move for the Cincinnati Reds, Christian Encarnacion-Strand has officially been called up to the major league team. The talented infielder was given the opportunity to showcase his skills after Kevin Newman was placed on the injured list due to gastritis. Encarnacion-Strand, who had an outstanding season in Triple-A, made his highly anticipated debut as the designated hitter in Monday’s game. Displaying confidence and flair, the youngster caught the attention of fans and critics alike. One interesting fact about Encarnacion-Strand’s debut was his decision to have…

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Title: Markets Expert Criticizes Citi’s Price Target Increase for Nvidia as Stock Continues to Soar In a surprising turn of events, renowned markets guru Larry McDonald has openly criticized Citigroup (Citi) for its recent decision to raise the price target for Nvidia’s stock. The move comes as Nvidia’s shares continue to experience a massive rally, causing some experts to question Wall Street’s tendency to follow the market rather than lead it. Citi’s decision to raise their price target for Nvidia to $520 per share from the previous $420 target has raised eyebrows among experts. It comes as somewhat of a…

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Title: Sweltering Heat Engulfs the US as Wildfires Rage in Canada As scorching temperatures sweep across the southern tier of the United States, experts issued heat warnings to keep residents safe amidst record-breaking heatwaves. Hollywood Crap brings you the latest on the sizzling conditions that have captivated the nation. In Phoenix, Arizona, the unbearable summer heat reached unprecedented levels as temperatures soared above 110 degrees consistently for several consecutive days. Similarly, residents of the Desert Southwest and Texas can expect to endure triple-digit temperatures for the foreseeable future, prompting cautionary measures to be put in place. Leaping to the Gulf…

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Title: Oldest Craft Brewer in the US, Anchor Brewing Company, Forced to Close Under President Joe Biden’s Poor Economic Conditions The oldest craft brewer in the United States, Anchor Brewing Company, has recently announced the heartbreaking decision to close its business due to unfavorable economic conditions under President Joe Biden’s administration. The company, founded in 1896 by German pioneer Gottlieb Brekle, has been an iconic figure in San Francisco’s brewing scene, but ultimately succumbed to a challenging landscape. The closure has been attributed to a combination of factors, with inflation being a major concern. Rising costs and the subsequent impact…

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NASCAR Race in New Hampshire Rescheduled for Monday In a disappointing turn of events for racing fans, the NASCAR Cup Series’ lone race in New England was postponed on Sunday due to inclement weather. However, there is a silver lining as the race has been rescheduled for Monday, giving fans an extra day of racing action. This race holds great significance in the season as there are only seven races left until the playoffs begin. As of now, 11 drivers have already secured their spots in the playoffs with wins. Leading the standings and projected playoff points is William Byron,…

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